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May 24 2013

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I’ve been listening to a lot of classical music lately and something occurred to me. That was their party music. They weren’t twerking to Rihanna, they were twirling and showing ankle to Handel.

May 22 2013

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"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher

  • Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
  • The Doctor:
  • Student:
  • The Doctor:
  • Student:
  • The Doctor: brb

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Shameless work selfie

Shameless work selfie

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Waking up the day after a fantastic social

fuckyeahwomensrugby:

image

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i finally started watching doctor who

doctorwho:

siriuswack:

so much of the internet makes more sense now.

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When I’m fading and my favorite song comes on

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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bemynaturalhigh: Every time I see this picture I like get taken aback because it literally looks like just a normal party

bemynaturalhigh:

Every time I see this picture I like get taken aback because it literally looks like just a normal party

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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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  • Person: What do you want for your birthday?
  • Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*

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twerkjabi: etherealxeyes: beeyondthesurface: matehyaeff: Thoughts about skin bleaching thoughts about what he said. is it true? I’m not altering my appearance for anyone! If you don’t like who I am, then move along. It’s just that simple. If you want to make physical changes, make sure you’re making those changes for yourself and no one else. ^ i agree. you should make changes for yourself but he’s also right. the world revolves around looks and people really dont give a damn about what you have on the inside v important commentary 

twerkjabi:

etherealxeyes:

beeyondthesurface:

matehyaeff:

Thoughts about skin bleaching

thoughts about what he said.

is it true?

I’m not altering my appearance for anyone! If you don’t like who I am, then move along. It’s just that simple. If you want to make physical changes, make sure you’re making those changes for yourself and no one else.

^

i agree. you should make changes for yourself

but he’s also right. the world revolves around looks and people really dont give a damn about what you have on the inside

v important commentary 

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you-aremysunshine:

if I ever get married the only wedding food there will be chicken nuggets and cheesecake

and I’ll just spend the rest of the money on getting a princess dress

i’m not even sorry 

(via cheers-to-all-you-skinnies)

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chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

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